How to slow down time

Want to slow time down? Get sick and lay on the couch for twenty four hours a day. That will do it.

This morning at 3:00 I watched "The Natural" with Robert Redford. Don't think I ever watched it before. If you want a feel good, inspiring movie with a happy ending this will do it. Besides, Robert Redford is hot!

Want to speed time up? Check the year the movie was made. The Natural was made in 1984! (Where did that twenty six years go?)